From the monthly archives:

March 2009

Running on Empty

March 31, 2009

So I’m driving through Texas, again, I have no specific recollection of when or why I am doing this. Probably heading to Phoenix after doing my time in the Army, but to be honest, I don’t know. For once, I actually have photo proof of the event, or at least some of the people in [...]

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The Stinky Samurai

March 25, 2009

I drove from Phoenix to Philly a few times while I was going to college the first time. (the time I flunked out of college) College is all about being ready for it. I think most people attending for the first time really aren’t serious about it, they just take it as the next step [...]

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Tree Forts and Eye Injuries

March 23, 2009

This was actually pretty traumatic to me at the time, and I have come to reflect on it more in recent years.
When I was between the ages of 8 and 14 I was involved in building a series of ‘forts’ with guys that I hung out with. The majority of these were pretty sad affairs [...]

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Piss Poor Performance

March 20, 2009

This may be the stupidest thing I ever post, but I’m going to do it anyway. I was listening to this stand-up comic who was talking about things that we all do, that no one wants to admit to. Now the top of the list is masterbation. Everyone, it is generally believed, has done that, [...]

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First Job, Second Crime

March 10, 2009

My first ‘real’ job was working in the shoe department at K-Mart. Listening to the “Texas Steers, the best boot deal in years” commercial playing over the PA system. How the heck do I remember that stupid song and yet really don’t have the multiplication table memorized? That seems ridiculous to me.
MelDisCo was the company [...]

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Nude Beach – take 1

March 6, 2009

I am by nature a nudist. I was born that way. I can understand that some people are totally uncomfortable with the way they look unclothed, and accordingly most of them are not to be seen in the buff. On the other hand some people are jsut hung up on nudity.
To clarify:
Nudists are not perverts [...]

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