What is your favorite method of disciplining your wife when she doesn’t listen? Hey, we all have those moments when our wives attempt to use their own thoughts and reasoning to come to a solution, and we know that can’t turn out well. That’s when you have to break out the harsh measures to keep them in line, right?
Cuff your muff? Too much or not enough?
It doesn’t have to be whips and chains, Let’s face it, whips leave marks and those marks can lead to trouble from the external folks. we don’t need another PFA do we? Marks are proof that perhaps you can’t handle your little hellion. Indications that your wildcat is not trained well, right? She needs to be obedient though, and any method is better than none, right?
Okay you should know that the above is certainly not part of my thought process whatsoever. So imagine my surprise when I spoke with my father in law about his daughter. This was when I was having some issues with my first wife. She was staying out late some nights after work, and was cheating on me, but I wasn’t quite aware of that stuff yet, so I was speaking to her father when the subject of divorce was rearing its head. I basically came out and said, what can you do? It was asked rhetorically, sort of like saying it is what it is, but what can you do?
He says to me “you should chain her to the radiator when you go out. Then she can’t leave.” I was dumbfounded. Here’s this 70 year old man counseling me to chain his daughter, his daughter mind you, chain her to the radiator so she can’t get into any trouble while I am not around. He says, “that’s what I did.” Wow, so now I get a picture of my mother in law chained to a radiator. It also makes me think “she was trouble at one point?” It seemed unlikely.
But Nunzio is from Italy, straight off the boat at one time, and has old school ideas. He would have fit into the spanish inquisition pretty well. He would probably enjoy torturing folks.
Funny thing was that once I had cuffed Holly to our bed. Way before this advice had surfaced. She wasn’t fond of that. It was just once, and I wouldn’t let her go until she said “release me Master.” It took a while for her to do that. I left the room and came back about two minutes later and then she finally said it. After I unlocked them she was pissed. So I’d imagine the whole chain and radiator might not have gone over very well either. For me the handcuffs were just a silly role playing thing that only lasted five minutes or so, but she took it wrong. (But she bought the handcuffs, not me. I’m thinking she probably thought the situation should have been the other way around.)
Switching gears, I saw this advertisement online (you know, one of those ads next to an article that you could click on just to help support paying for this site -hint hint) And the add was claiming to be able to teach you “kissing techniques to drive your partner insane” Okay, do you want your partner to be insane? I have dated some close to insane women, and trust me, you would rather not go there.
Close Encounters of an Alien Kind?
But the ad had this graphic next to it —>
Now tell me. Would you want to kiss lips that looked like that? would those lips entice you to lean in for a kiss? Would the woman behind those lips be better off if she were driven insane? Are lips that are drooling/oozing blue saliva through bluish teeth appealing to anyone? What are advertisers thinking? Or maybe they are going for the “alien scifi geek” audience. The guys (or girls) who dream of making it with a being from another planet. The blue aliens from Avatar were sort of sexy, but they weren’t drooling blue crap.
