Russian Spammers & Comments

October 27, 2009

Why is my blog so popular with Russian spammers? I mean, I get like 20 bits of spam every day in my comments and they are all in Cyrillic. WTF is up with that?
I also get the normal spam about viagra and porn, most of those are english, but still some russian.
It’s not like I’m [...]

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Partying with the men

October 14, 2009

I was a technical supply sergeant in Texas. Well. that was one of my assignments there at Fort Hood, and true to form, there were a lot of black people in supply. You know, it’s an army stereotype, but sometimes there are reasons for stereotypes, like, they are true. So there I was, one of [...]

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Is that all you want?

October 10, 2009

I am backtracking just a bit here. A group of us were sitting around the community pool. My apartment complex had two olympic sized pools that were separated by a gazebo/patio sort of thing. So we were just chilling with a couple coolers and maybe some ganga, it was a lazy summer afternoon.
Cindy forgot a [...]

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More and more shit

October 6, 2009

The past month or two has been really unusual bowel-wise. I have, most of my life, been an early morning shitter. wake up take a piss, brush my teeth, breakfast reading the paper, and then pinch a loaf, ass kabob, a big ol texan, a brown banana, a booty cake, drop a bomb,  doody time, [...]

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Community Service

September 21, 2009

I was looking over my list of story ideas, and honestly sometimes I wonder what I was thinking about. The more stuff I write here, the more of my history starts to return. Have you ever wondered why some people can recall events in the past, and you can’t? Maybe it’s because they think about [...]

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A Robin Flew Away, actually rode away, and ignored me

September 9, 2009

I touched briefly on this girl Cindy that I knew while I was in Phoenix. She was pretty much a social butterfly and very popular. She was the girl you knew in the 80’s (if you were around in the 80’s) who wore the leopard skin, skin tight stretch pants, and they hid nothing and [...]

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Dominated

September 6, 2009

I knew this girl Leslie, who had an itch between her legs. And she needed to get it scratched on a regular basis, but she didn’t have a steady boyfriend. Perhaps I shouldn’t say she ‘needed’ to get it scratched on a regular basis. That would indicate either I could tell what was going on [...]

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Battleship

September 1, 2009

I never thought about the impact firing guns on a battleship would have on the water. I mean, just the impact of the sound and projection of the air and stuff. Pretty cool shot. kudos to whoever.

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Three’s Company, too.

August 31, 2009

After we were dating for a few weeks Shelly told me that she was married, but separated and in the process of getting a divorce. This didn’t make me too happy, as you might imagine, but you know, everyone is entitled to at least one ‘practice marriage’ to get you warmed up and ready for [...]

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A Long Time Coming…

August 29, 2009

After working at the hotel for a short time I was managing the catering and banquet side of the business, which included scheduling wait staff. This part of the job was pretty tricky, because like all food service business, mostly you need a bunch of people for a short period of time, but you have [...]

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